A young politician decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked fabulous, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a politician?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Whoever heard of a politician with his hands in his own pockets?"
It’s not a democracy
It’s an auction
Morry
Loc: Palm Springs, CA
Simply said and too often true.
It was so cold in Chicago one day last winter that the aldermen had to keep their hands in their own pockets.
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