Very good!
Why did my doctor nearly rip that mask off my face and tell me not to wear one?
Because my Blood Oxygen Content drops below 90% within two minutes of putting on a mask.
The risk of me passing out is quite high.
Because of this, I don't go out of the house, unless I absolutely have to do so (groceries and medical appointments).
My boss, bless his soul, has arranged for me to work from home, negating any need to go to the office to do my job.
You will also only see me out during low-traffic hours, keeping my distance from others, and covering my face, temporarily, if I get near anyone.
But, I will NOT be wearing a mask!
So, if you see me out and about, even though I will not be in a mask, I am NOT out to get you!
If I were, I would be far more likely to shoot you than infect you.
Isn't it reassuring that I would stick to my own area of expertise?
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