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A little religious humor (a Rabbi confessional)
Jun 4, 2020 12:21:54   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
A little religious humor (a Rabbi confessional)



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Jun 4, 2020 12:53:30   #
Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan
 
I wonder what happens during Jewish atonement?

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Jun 4, 2020 14:43:24   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Jun 5, 2020 08:41:19   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jun 5, 2020 11:20:35   #
andesbill
 
Fotoartist wrote:
I wonder what happens during Jewish atonement?

You fast from sundown the evening before. Go to synagogue for a couple of hours- beautiful ceremony called Kol Nidre.
You return to synagogue the next morning, say about 10, pray for your sins to be forgiven. Each category of sin is annunciated. You get out after 1PM.
You go home for a few hours, shmooze with friends. Come back later in the afternoon for more prayers. The shofar ends the Yom Kippur services at sunset.
We used to break our fast with dairy.
One of my favorite memories is of walking to shul (small synagogue) on the holy days.

Back before the Romans destroyed the Temple, the high Priest would go into the Holy of Holies at the center of the Temple and pray. It was only used by him on that day. It was (still is by many) to be the holiest spot on Earth. From there one’s prayers go directly to G.d.
That holiest spot was stolen by Muslims who put the al Aqsa mosque directly on top. They further befouled the temple area by putting in a Cemetary.

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Jun 5, 2020 12:13:14   #
Goldyrock
 
Great explanation. My father belonged to an Orthodox temple that was about 3 miles from home. We would there during the high holidays. When he was in his eighties, I would drive there. Unfortunately, the area changed, and it was not a great idea to go there at night. It got to the point where the rabbi would not walk there at night either.

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Jun 5, 2020 12:35:45   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Jun 5, 2020 12:50:35   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
I like it. Thanks.

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Jun 6, 2020 08:20:43   #
taffthetooth Loc: U.K
 
Huey Driver wrote:
A little religious humor (a Rabbi confessional)



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Jun 6, 2020 12:17:36   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
andesbill wrote:
You fast from sundown the evening before. Go to synagogue for a couple of hours- beautiful ceremony called Kol Nidre.
You return to synagogue the next morning, say about 10, pray for your sins to be forgiven. Each category of sin is annunciated. You get out after 1PM.
You go home for a few hours, shmooze with friends. Come back later in the afternoon for more prayers. The shofar ends the Yom Kippur services at sunset.
We used to break our fast with dairy.
One of my favorite memories is of walking to shul (small synagogue) on the holy days.

Back before the Romans destroyed the Temple, the high Priest would go into the Holy of Holies at the center of the Temple and pray. It was only used by him on that day. It was (still is by many) to be the holiest spot on Earth. From there one’s prayers go directly to G.d.
That holiest spot was stolen by Muslims who put the al Aqsa mosque directly on top. They further befouled the temple area by putting in a Cemetary.
You fast from sundown the evening before. Go to s... (show quote)


In speaking about the Day of Atonement prior to the destruction of the Temple, you forgot to mention the sprinkling of blood on the Mercy Seat of the blood of a bull, as well as the blood of one of two goats. The other, the scapegoat, was driven from camp, bearing the sins of the people. There was also an offering for the high priest and his family.

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Jun 6, 2020 23:12:07   #
aellman Loc: Boston MA
 
Huey Driver wrote:
A little religious humor (a Rabbi confessional)


Seriously laughing out loud. Excellent!

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