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A good men...
May 31, 2020 12:29:16 #
...looking for his......
A guy who goes to the police station to declare that his wife has disappeared:
The guy: My wife went shopping and hasn't been back for two days.
Policeman: How tall is she?
The guy: I never asked him.
Policeman: Skinny or fat?
The guy: Not skinny, maybe she is fat.
Policeman: Eye color?
The guy: I couldn't tell you.
Policeman: Hair color?
The guy: I don't know anymore, it changes every month.
Policeman: What was she wearing?
The guy: A dress or pants ... reminds me more exactly.
Policeman: Was she in the car?
The guy: Yes
Policeman: Description of the car, please.
The guy: An Audi RS4 V6 Bi-Turbo of 2.7 liters and 380 hp, Nogaro blue color, with
a 6-speed semi-automatic Tiptronic transmission, exterior mirrors
brushed aluminum, matrix beam LED headlights, integrated GPS, bucket seats
in leather signed Recaro and a slight scratch on the driver's door.
And then there, the guy starts to cry ...
Police: Take it easy, we will find her, your car ...!
A guy who goes to the police station to declare that his wife has disappeared:
The guy: My wife went shopping and hasn't been back for two days.
Policeman: How tall is she?
The guy: I never asked him.
Policeman: Skinny or fat?
The guy: Not skinny, maybe she is fat.
Policeman: Eye color?
The guy: I couldn't tell you.
Policeman: Hair color?
The guy: I don't know anymore, it changes every month.
Policeman: What was she wearing?
The guy: A dress or pants ... reminds me more exactly.
Policeman: Was she in the car?
The guy: Yes
Policeman: Description of the car, please.
The guy: An Audi RS4 V6 Bi-Turbo of 2.7 liters and 380 hp, Nogaro blue color, with
a 6-speed semi-automatic Tiptronic transmission, exterior mirrors
brushed aluminum, matrix beam LED headlights, integrated GPS, bucket seats
in leather signed Recaro and a slight scratch on the driver's door.
And then there, the guy starts to cry ...
Police: Take it easy, we will find her, your car ...!
Jun 1, 2020 08:30:47 #
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Jun 1, 2020 15:21:17 #
Bonnie Halsell wrote:
Love it; that could be my husband.
Don't be too hard on him
Jun 1, 2020 16:15:04 #
Bonnie Halsell
Loc: Ocala, Florida USA
FRENCHY wrote:
Don't be too hard on him
He is the dearest man, and of course I'm kidding, but he he wouldn't know what I wore and even where I went.
Jun 1, 2020 16:56:43 #
Bonnie Halsell wrote:
He is the dearest man, and of course I'm kidding, but he he wouldn't know what I wore and even where I went.
I'm sure he is, and you smiling at this proves that you are smart.
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Jun 2, 2020 09:35:26 #
There is hope, I remember when my wife and 4 wheel dr, Silver, off Road Toyota truck went missing. There was a APB on it. Thank God they found it.
Jun 2, 2020 12:21:46 #
Bonnie Halsell
Loc: Ocala, Florida USA
Leo Perez wrote:
There is hope, I remember when my wife and 4 wheel dr, Silver, off Road Toyota truck went missing. There was a APB on it. Thank God they found it.
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