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Ched49 wrote:
If they did, how would they get in touch with him?
Everybody knows Johnny.
May 25, 2020 18:00:18 #
PixelStan77 wrote:
Everybody knows Johnny.
Johnny is the one without teeth!
May 26, 2020 07:39:52 #
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May 26, 2020 09:05:44 #
Ched49 wrote:
If they did, how would they get in touch with him?
Just stand by the sign and shout as loud as you can......JOHNNY....JOHNNY
May 26, 2020 09:52:07 #
May 26, 2020 10:23:10 #
True story. Some 60-plus years ago we had a store called, "Kohler City". It was often called, "The Old Man In The Rocking Chair" store for that's what was on the sign. It was built from a series of sheds cobbled together and he would sell whatever he could come across.
The lighting was simply string lights with bare bulbs hanging every so many feet apart. There were wooden barrels and wood bins that had the "stuff" in it. One never knew what one would find in there.
Now for the kicker.....near the cash register was a wooden barrel with false teeth in it that if you found a pair that fit you could buy them.
Long, long gone but never forgotten.
The lighting was simply string lights with bare bulbs hanging every so many feet apart. There were wooden barrels and wood bins that had the "stuff" in it. One never knew what one would find in there.
Now for the kicker.....near the cash register was a wooden barrel with false teeth in it that if you found a pair that fit you could buy them.
Long, long gone but never forgotten.
May 26, 2020 10:29:49 #
StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
sippyjug104 wrote:
True story. Some 60-plus years ago we had a store... (show quote)
The owner must’ve had an arrangement with the undertaker to supply his denture inventory.
Stan
May 26, 2020 10:40:29 #
May 26, 2020 11:15:45 #
jerryc41 wrote:
That's fine, if you have a loud voice. 
In a small town, every one knows every body.
The story is told of someone who mailed a postcard home from Paris - with nothing but a first name and a 5 digit zip code. It was delivered.
The PO in France recognized a zip code, so they sent it to NYC.
The PO in NYC sent to the right small town.
The PO in the small town knew that only one resident was in Europe, so they delivered it to the right family.
May 26, 2020 11:24:37 #
dancers wrote:
Johnny is the one without teeth!
Absolutely.......game-over.....hahahahaaaaaaaaaa
May 26, 2020 11:40:07 #
Charlie157
Loc: San Diego, CA
Small town. When I was in high school I accidentally ran a stop sign about 1 am. The streets were empty. I arrived at home about 20 minutes layer, to be greeted by my father who asked why I ran the stop sign.
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