Watch them...
Apr 20, 2020 20:16:30 #
A man and woman collide in a car accident. Both cars were destroyed, but neither was injured. They manage to get out of the destroyed cars and the woman says to the man:
- I can't believe it: you're a man ... I'm a woman. And now let's look at our machines: they are completely destroyed and yet we are unharmed. This is a sign: fate has asked us to meet and become friends and to live together in peace the rest of our days!
And he:
- I agree: it must be a sign from heaven!
The woman continues:
- And look at this other miracle ... my car is completely destroyed, but the bottle of champagne I had inside did not break. Fate wanted us to make a toast to celebrate our happy meeting ...
The woman hands him the bottle, he opens it, he drinks almost half of it. Then he hands it to her ... but the woman closes the bottle without drinking a drop.
The man asked her:
- You do not drink ???
And she answers:
- No ... I'm waiting for the police to arrive
- I can't believe it: you're a man ... I'm a woman. And now let's look at our machines: they are completely destroyed and yet we are unharmed. This is a sign: fate has asked us to meet and become friends and to live together in peace the rest of our days!
And he:
- I agree: it must be a sign from heaven!
The woman continues:
- And look at this other miracle ... my car is completely destroyed, but the bottle of champagne I had inside did not break. Fate wanted us to make a toast to celebrate our happy meeting ...
The woman hands him the bottle, he opens it, he drinks almost half of it. Then he hands it to her ... but the woman closes the bottle without drinking a drop.
The man asked her:
- You do not drink ???
And she answers:
- No ... I'm waiting for the police to arrive
Apr 20, 2020 20:55:20 #
Disgusting!
Change the genders around in your attempt at humour and see where you sleep tonight. You would never get away with it
April 13, 1925 in Canada.
Swede
Change the genders around in your attempt at humour and see where you sleep tonight. You would never get away with it
April 13, 1925 in Canada.
Swede
Apr 20, 2020 20:59:06 #
Swede wrote:
Disgusting!
Change the genders around in your attempt at humour and see where you sleep tonight.
April 13, 1925 in Canada
Change the genders around in your attempt at humour and see where you sleep tonight.
April 13, 1925 in Canada
Someone piss in your cocktail?
Apr 20, 2020 21:26:49 #
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Apr 21, 2020 11:37:25 #
FRENCHY wrote:
A man and woman collide in a car accident. Both ca... (show quote)
😆😆😆 Saw that coming! Brilliant!
Apr 21, 2020 11:39:26 #
Swede wrote:
Disgusting!
Change the genders around in your attempt at humour and see where you sleep tonight. You would never get away with it
April 13, 1925 in Canada.
Swede
Change the genders around in your attempt at humour and see where you sleep tonight. You would never get away with it
April 13, 1925 in Canada.
Swede
WTF
Apr 21, 2020 11:41:41 #
drobvit wrote:
😆😆😆 Saw that coming! Brilliant!
Thanks for laughing instead of trying to be "insulted" some need coaching in life
Apr 21, 2020 11:59:39 #
Apr 21, 2020 12:02:05 #
Abo wrote:
WTF
That what I was thinking about this guy, must be a completely deformed individual.
Apr 21, 2020 12:02:20 #
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Apr 21, 2020 13:58:11 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Thanks for laughing instead of trying to be "insulted" some need coaching in life
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