Covid-19 Ponderings
Apr 19, 2020 16:07:08 #
Is anyone else getting 30 days to the gallon on the highway?
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years, our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers…
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.
I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”
When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years, our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers…
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.
I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”
When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Apr 19, 2020 16:10:33 #
Apr 19, 2020 16:15:04 #
Apr 19, 2020 16:23:18 #
not a single reference to photography - should have been posted in Chit Chat.
Apr 19, 2020 16:28:19 #
Apr 19, 2020 16:34:02 #
JohnSwanda wrote:
not a single reference to photography - should have been posted in Chit Chat.
I would never have seen this if it were there. That’s a Pandora’s box!
And, yes, it will get moved by admin
Apr 19, 2020 17:07:36 #
Apr 19, 2020 17:26:37 #
In Re the second to last one.
Let's start a rumor. They are going to do a co-op merger kind of thing and have meetings for Obese Alkies and the only consumables in the building will be water and your choice of carrot sticks or celery. No chairs, tread mills set on slow you will be required to stand on and cuffs to lock you to it for the whole 12 hour meeting.
Let's start a rumor. They are going to do a co-op merger kind of thing and have meetings for Obese Alkies and the only consumables in the building will be water and your choice of carrot sticks or celery. No chairs, tread mills set on slow you will be required to stand on and cuffs to lock you to it for the whole 12 hour meeting.
Apr 19, 2020 17:34:54 #
Apr 19, 2020 17:47:08 #
FL Streetrodder wrote:
Is anyone else getting 30 days to the gallon on th... (show quote)
A good post for Chit-Chat.
Apr 19, 2020 17:51:22 #
Apr 19, 2020 17:53:44 #
JohnSwanda wrote:
not a single reference to photography - should have been posted in Chit Chat.
you could've at least said if you liked them or not instead of just whining about the wrong section, We all know that Jeeze give the guy a break Maybe he was excited about posting something funny instead of whining about little thing
Apr 20, 2020 07:19:11 #
Photography? During this semester, two of my students told me of their new interest in photography. Sooo, I've started an informal contest. Since my other half and I take a walk around our neighborhood, I take my Lumix pocket camera with me, and try the old idea: What is right outside our front door? Then once a week, we exchange .jpg of what we captured. This is actually quite fun.
Apr 20, 2020 07:42:59 #
Tomfl101 wrote:
If this is your material, your very funny!
Still funny🤪 And if it’s not his, he stole some funny stuff. Jack Benny made a career out of it!
Apr 20, 2020 07:45:38 #
JohnSwanda wrote:
not a single reference to photography - should have been posted in Chit Chat.
I’m reading it in Chit-Chat
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