Coronavirus Global Recession
Apr 16, 2020 11:17:57 #
The recession has hit everybody really hard.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her
with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay
for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed
by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the Chinese
Flu, the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a
call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her
with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay
for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed
by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the Chinese
Flu, the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a
call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck
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