Special Pig
Apr 10, 2020 15:12:28 #
A man is leaning on a farm gate, watching a farmer round up some sheep.
He realizes the farmer isn't using a sheepdog, but a pig.
What's more, the pig, expertly maneuvering the sheep into a pen, has only three legs.
"Excuse me," says the man to the farmer, "but why has that pig only got three legs?"
"Let me tell you a bit about that pig," says the farmer. "That pig is a very special pig. He doesn’t just herd my sheep.
He crows in the morning and collects the eggs from the hens. He milks the cows morning and night.”
The man says, ‘That’s amazing, but why has he only got three legs?"
“And that's not all," the farmer continued.
"That pig can count so well that he does all the farm accounts and fills in my tax forms."
The man says, "What an amazing pig, but…."
"I’m not finished," says the farmer. "Two years ago, my farmhouse caught fire.
That pig fought his way through the smoke to where my wife and children lay unconscious.
He dragged them from the burning house. Then he called the fire department!"
The man says, ‘"Wow! "That really is an incredible pig. But I still don't understand why he only has three legs."
"Ah, well," says the farmer,
A pig like this, that is this special, you can’t eat him all at once."
He realizes the farmer isn't using a sheepdog, but a pig.
What's more, the pig, expertly maneuvering the sheep into a pen, has only three legs.
"Excuse me," says the man to the farmer, "but why has that pig only got three legs?"
"Let me tell you a bit about that pig," says the farmer. "That pig is a very special pig. He doesn’t just herd my sheep.
He crows in the morning and collects the eggs from the hens. He milks the cows morning and night.”
The man says, ‘That’s amazing, but why has he only got three legs?"
“And that's not all," the farmer continued.
"That pig can count so well that he does all the farm accounts and fills in my tax forms."
The man says, "What an amazing pig, but…."
"I’m not finished," says the farmer. "Two years ago, my farmhouse caught fire.
That pig fought his way through the smoke to where my wife and children lay unconscious.
He dragged them from the burning house. Then he called the fire department!"
The man says, ‘"Wow! "That really is an incredible pig. But I still don't understand why he only has three legs."
"Ah, well," says the farmer,
A pig like this, that is this special, you can’t eat him all at once."
Apr 10, 2020 17:58:30 #
Apr 11, 2020 08:52:09 #
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