Diary of a mad housewife revisited
Apr 8, 2020 14:33:50 #
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
Apr 8, 2020 14:45:22 #
Apr 8, 2020 14:54:27 #
Apr 8, 2020 14:54:41 #
Excellent! I have two dogs and my son here, so it's almost life as usual. I move from the computer to the living room TV, with a stop in the kitchen for food. : )
Apr 8, 2020 15:56:00 #
Apr 9, 2020 06:25:36 #
Apr 9, 2020 06:53:04 #
Apr 9, 2020 07:52:35 #
I finished reading a shelf full of photography magazines dated back to 2012 that I hadn’t opened. Shelves full of books that I’ll never get through. Haven’t cleaned out basement yet but it’s on my list.
Apr 9, 2020 08:09:15 #
Apr 9, 2020 09:28:17 #
In 50 + years of marriage I did something yesterday I have never done - I fixed all 3 meals for the day for my wife - breakfast was Biscuits & gravy - Lunch BLT and dinner was Soup and sandwiches. This eating at home gets boring and repetitive. It did her a break.
Apr 9, 2020 10:06:55 #
Lotta changes in all of our lives. At least we know what we have in the Pantry. My shed is now walkable, if only I could get out and shop for more junk to hide in there. In time, I guess.
Apr 9, 2020 10:37:56 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
vpeek1947 wrote:
In 50 + years of marriage I did something yesterday I have never done - I fixed all 3 meals for the day for my wife - breakfast was Biscuits & gravy - Lunch BLT and dinner was Soup and sandwiches. This eating at home gets boring and repetitive. It did her a break.
Yeah, but now you will be required to repeat every day. She really liked it!
Apr 9, 2020 11:09:31 #
srfdude
Loc: San Diego
Hmmm, maybe Jennie Craig is a good stock to invest in before this is all over and everybody has to lose 20lbs or more.
Apr 9, 2020 11:15:11 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
srfdude wrote:
Hmmm, maybe Jennie Craig is a good stock to invest in before this is all over and everybody has to lose 20lbs or more.
I won't be having that problem now. Had a telephone office visit with my Internal Medicine Doctor a couple days ago and I was informed that I now have Type2 Diabetes. He mailed me a lot of info about my new diet. My Doctor is a real killjoy!
Apr 9, 2020 11:29:20 #
My wife was getting breakfast in bed prior to this crisis. I had to make sure she was up in time to go to work, now that she is laid off she only gets coffee if she is awake before I go to work. I am usually up at six am to play taxi for her friend who has to be to work at seven forty-five.
My computer is next to the kitchen so I make myself a cup of Joe and ignore the refrigerator. On my days off I will get involved in projects (if you are a home owner there are many) I will forget about eating so my wife has to remind me that she is hungry which reminds me I need to feed her and eat something myself.
Not to toot my own horn but everyone tells her she is lucky to have a husband like me.
My computer is next to the kitchen so I make myself a cup of Joe and ignore the refrigerator. On my days off I will get involved in projects (if you are a home owner there are many) I will forget about eating so my wife has to remind me that she is hungry which reminds me I need to feed her and eat something myself.
Not to toot my own horn but everyone tells her she is lucky to have a husband like me.
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