cochese

Right in the wall safe. Don't trust banks. I'll save my own money and make my "interest" buying and selling on ebay.

Plumma Loc: NE MA.

Help my single daughter with 2 kids. She slipped in her kitchen and broke two Bones in her arm. Home alone with the kids. Laid off from work and doing a great job with it all!

Tony Taylor

I wish all the best for all of y'all. I think i will save my money, cause the way things are going we all may need that money for food. God Bless

Jay7h

If I run across someone who has been hurt by this virus, reimbursed by the government and still hurting, give it to them.

Paul Diamond Loc: Atlanta, GA, USA

My heart goes out to all those who will be helped by this $$$. And to those who will open their hearts to others they don't know by donating to a worthwhile charity. This is a gut punch for the world. More and more will suffer over the months ahead. We will endure. That what people do. That's what Americans do. - And we will reach out, whether we have plenty or little to those around the world who have so little that we recognize they, over the next year, are desperately clinging to their hope and faith.

tinwhistle

Goes to my Church

Chob

Date: March 26, 2020
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus?
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart , the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, t he money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan , or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or
(2) Going to a ballgame, or
(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
(4) Beer, Jack Daniel's, or
(5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day.

No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help. Offering you a bit or cheer.

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Redyogi Loc: Chatsworth, GA

I doubt I will qualify at my income level but if we get a check we will give it to the local dog rescue ranch

jklepomis

Will only get a partial. Don't need it. Thinking Food Bank.

Ron Krause

Not counting the chickens before they hatch!!!!

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

I will use this, too good not to use. Thanks, Chob.

pumakat

You're a lot smarter than I am! LOL

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

Thank you sir for saying that others can benefit more from it.

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

So you will be stimulating our economy by making a purchase, I only wish it were a gun made in America, and keeping your family safe. Cool!