Howard5252 Loc: New York / Florida (now)

I used to work for At&t on private telephone systems of large corporations. From time to time we would get calls from a customer telling us that the (our) network was down. He knew this because he could not get onto it. I would calmly point out that if our network was down, his call to us would have been the 300,000 call that we received about the problem.