travel troubles
Sep 14, 2012 16:46:18 #
A businessman from rural northeastern PA was driving through a remote portion of Georgia. When the Sheriff spotted the out of State plates he figured he was up to no good and gave chase. As the man pulled to the side of the road he noticed four more deputies pulling in from different directions. The Sheriff approached the car carefully as the deputies got out of their vehicles with guns drawn.
"Where you from?", asked the Sheriff.
"Noxen, Pennsylvania," the man stated.
"And what do you do up there in Noxen, PA?", posed the Sheriff
"I'm a taxidermist," he said.
"A what?!" called the Sheriff "What's a Taxidermist?"
"I mount dead animals."
At that the Sherif stepped back, threw up his arms and declared,
"It's alright boys, he's one of us."
"Where you from?", asked the Sheriff.
"Noxen, Pennsylvania," the man stated.
"And what do you do up there in Noxen, PA?", posed the Sheriff
"I'm a taxidermist," he said.
"A what?!" called the Sheriff "What's a Taxidermist?"
"I mount dead animals."
At that the Sherif stepped back, threw up his arms and declared,
"It's alright boys, he's one of us."
Sep 14, 2012 20:17:18 #
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