skylane5sp wrote:
I was at Safeway yesterday picking up a few things and there was this guy standing in front of me with just 4 giant 16 roll packs of TP, no cart, awkward as hell trying to hold them. I was hard not to snicker. The gray haired old lady in front of him said in a loud voice "Sonny, WTF are you doing? It's a RESPIRATORY v***s, not the s**ts."
You could have heard a pin drop for about five seconds then the place erupted in laughter. Dude just dropped the paper and left.