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Ship's New Female Quarters Regulations -
Mar 5, 2020 19:43:00   #
FrumCA
 
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised:

"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Marine Corps!

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Mar 5, 2020 20:33:48   #
Stemma Loc: Lancaster, PA
 
Nice comeback!!

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Mar 5, 2020 20:35:57   #
Woodsman Loc: North of Peterborough Ontario
 
Good one

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Mar 5, 2020 20:48:23   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
Funny

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Mar 6, 2020 06:14:55   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Mar 6, 2020 08:31:26   #
FrankR Loc: NYC
 
Semper Fi. 😂

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Mar 6, 2020 08:32:45   #
traderjohn Loc: New York City
 
FrumCA wrote:
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised:

"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Marine Corps!
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Semper Fi...60-67

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Mar 6, 2020 10:24:23   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana
 
FrumCA wrote:
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised:

"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Marine Corps!
The Department of the Navy is now assigning female... (show quote)


😂😂😂

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Mar 6, 2020 11:59:33   #
LestheK
 
FrumCA wrote:
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised:

"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Marine Corps!
The Department of the Navy is now assigning female... (show quote)

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Mar 6, 2020 12:43:35   #
oregon don
 
FrumCA wrote:
The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised:

"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

God bless the Marine Corps!
The Department of the Navy is now assigning female... (show quote)


that's one with lots of guts!

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Mar 6, 2020 15:10:27   #
wrangler5 Loc: Missouri
 
A third of 'em will still come back from a cruise pregnant. Fines will NOT be commensurate with this statistic.

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Mar 6, 2020 17:58:22   #
dc3legs Loc: Tucson
 
That's the most hilarious I've heard in weeks!!

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Mar 7, 2020 06:23:51   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
I remember Lombardi catching some Packers returning one night late from curfew during training camp and fining them and then with a grin saying, "I hope it was worth it!!"

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Mar 7, 2020 18:32:21   #
Vladimir200 Loc: Beaumont, Ca.
 
Still laughing !

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Mar 10, 2020 11:55:33   #
D.E.Kells Loc: Central OHIO
 
Yes!∞

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