BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
The "F" Word
Question:
When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?
Answer:
There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we’re sinking?"
~ Capt. E. J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. " Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
~ George Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing i***t could understand that."
~ Albert Einstein, 1938.
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
~ Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
~ Pythagoras, 126 BC.
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
~ Michelangelo, 1566.
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
~ Amelia Earhart, 1937
3 "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
~ Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
~ Bill Clinton, 1998
AND THE WINNER IS .....
1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"
~ Hillary Clinton, 2016
It put a such a big @#$%ing grin on my face and coffee @#$%ing leaked on my white shirt @#$%ing it up royal.
No, not a little chuckle... a big Fn'prolonged chuckle.
Then there is the classic-
F you you Fing F.
And if you don't get the sentiment being expressed,
perhaps you should ask someone who gives a flying F.
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