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Jan 25, 2020 10:44:37   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mineโ€™s air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy. No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.

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Jan 25, 2020 10:48:06   #
yorkiebyte Loc: Scottsdale, AZ/Bandon by the Sea, OR
 
DJ Mills wrote:
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mineโ€™s air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy. No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
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...Dang it...I got suckered in AGAIN! ... (too funny!! )

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Jan 25, 2020 10:49:03   #
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Jan 25, 2020 10:56:12   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
DJ Mills wrote:
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mineโ€™s air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy. No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
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GOOD ONE.........

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Jan 25, 2020 11:13:23   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
LOL!!! Great joke.

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Jan 25, 2020 11:17:10   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
Good one, I Fell for it. Thanks.

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Jan 25, 2020 11:25:34   #
St.Mary's
 
Sometime after this a Cardinal Sicola from Italy, was considered for pope, but he lost out as no one wanted a Pope Sicola.

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Jan 25, 2020 11:32:32   #
GeneS Loc: Glendale,AZ
 
Most of the young people never heard the song

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Jan 25, 2020 12:58:16   #
flyboy61 Loc: The Great American Desert
 
I can't believe I read the WHOLE THING!

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Jan 26, 2020 06:51:31   #
Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire
 
DJ Mills wrote:
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mineโ€™s air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy. No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
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I did not expect that answer!!!
Rich...

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Jan 26, 2020 07:26:45   #
DAN Phillips Loc: Graysville, GA
 
Super GOOOOD!

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Jan 26, 2020 07:32:24   #
randave2001 Loc: Richmond
 
GROAN

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Jan 26, 2020 08:14:16   #
Dannj
 
St.Mary's wrote:
Sometime after this a Cardinal Sicola from Italy, was considered for pope, but he lost out as no one wanted a Pope Sicola.


IMO: Funnier than the OP and much faster to the punch line.
๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

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Jan 26, 2020 08:15:09   #
Dannj
 
GeneS wrote:
Most of the young people never heard the song


๐Ÿ‘

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Jan 26, 2020 08:18:12   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
That was an awful Shaggy Dog story...which of course is what makes a Shaggy Dog story great. Loved it.

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