a picket to ...
Jan 19, 2020 23:24:09 #
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh' I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'." And she socked me one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch'."
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A question to all who read this is the "f-bomb" allowed to be posted if it is within a joke? Or would that draw a warning?
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh' I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh'." And she socked me one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch'."
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A question to all who read this is the "f-bomb" allowed to be posted if it is within a joke? Or would that draw a warning?
Jan 19, 2020 23:44:38 #
Jan 20, 2020 08:55:24 #
truckster wrote:
A question to all who read this is the "f-bomb" allowed to be posted if it is within a joke? Or would that draw a warning?
It's easy enough to substitute another word and get the idea across.
Jan 20, 2020 09:41:37 #
These 4 uses of the “f” word by superb comedians are where and why it is appropriate.
These are not in any order, and I’m sure there are other examples, but these are funny.
The f..k song by Rodney Carrington
Golf- Robin Williams
Golfers- Lewis Black
Golf Courses For the Homeless- George Carlin
You have to be at least as funny as the comedians in the comic bits listed above to use the “f” word in a joke.
These are not in any order, and I’m sure there are other examples, but these are funny.
The f..k song by Rodney Carrington
Golf- Robin Williams
Golfers- Lewis Black
Golf Courses For the Homeless- George Carlin
You have to be at least as funny as the comedians in the comic bits listed above to use the “f” word in a joke.
Jan 20, 2020 09:42:29 #
Leo_B
Loc: Houston suburb
truckster wrote:
A question to all who read this is the "f-bomb" allowed to be posted if it is within a joke? Or would that draw a warning?
If it's needed in a joke it's not a very good joke to begin with.
Jan 20, 2020 16:22:16 #
truckster wrote:
The history of the F word......A question to all who read this is the "f-bomb" allowed to be posted if it is within a joke? Or would that draw a warning?
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Much earlier version of that joke.
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater.
She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window.
"Young lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window.
"Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.
"Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window.
"Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes.
And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."
They took the bus.
Jan 21, 2020 02:19:22 #
Jan 21, 2020 12:32:15 #
cyclespeed wrote:
You are so easily entertained.
Yep, I am ... easily entertained.
Jan 21, 2020 12:33:42 #
andesbill wrote:
These 4 uses of the “f” word by superb comedians are where and why it is appropriate.
These are not in any order, and I’m sure there are other examples, but these are funny.
The f..k song by Rodney Carrington
Golf- Robin Williams
Golfers- Lewis Black
Golf Courses For the Homeless- George Carlin
You have to be at least as funny as the comedians in the comic bits listed above to use the “f” word in a joke.
These are not in any order, and I’m sure there are other examples, but these are funny.
The f..k song by Rodney Carrington
Golf- Robin Williams
Golfers- Lewis Black
Golf Courses For the Homeless- George Carlin
You have to be at least as funny as the comedians in the comic bits listed above to use the “f” word in a joke.
Golf is classic Robin Williams!
Jan 21, 2020 13:59:30 #
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