Good Lawyer Jokes
Sep 10, 2012 08:03:32 #
Aren't lawyers and politicians the same thing except one of them works for a living?
Sep 10, 2012 08:31:44 #
PRETENDER wrote:
Aren't lawyers and politicians the same thing except one of them works for a living?
ummmm....which one?
Sep 10, 2012 08:35:30 #
One of them must foe living ,you sure don't many poor ones,even at the county level.
Sep 10, 2012 08:53:46 #
ace-mt wrote:
I hear that when lawyers die, they bury 'em deep...cause deep down, they're not bad people :shock:
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 31, 2017 22:24:08 #
Stan Gould
Loc: La Crosse, Wisconsin
Supposedly this really happened...
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Aug 28, 2017 17:13:42 #
Stan Gould
Loc: La Crosse, Wisconsin
PRETENDER wrote:
Aren't lawyers and politicians the same thing except one of them works for a living?
Which one?
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