Joke
Jan 8, 2020 23:57:55 #
A young couple decided to try their luck in business and opened a Chinese restaurant which they personally operated. By virtue of hard work, long hours and familiarity with the cuisine, by the end of the first year they had managed to survive and even to turn a modest profit. They decided to celebrate their success and invited the small group of loyal employees out for a night on the town. While the wife stayed home with the kids, the husband hosted the employees to drinks and food at a local pub.
After the bar closed, hubby returned home to his sleeping wife. Feeling amorous and a little risque after the night out, he slid into bed next to her. He gently nudged her awake, and murmured " Honey, how about a little 69?"
At this, the wife opened her sleepy eyes enough to glower at him and screamed
"Are you crazy? You wake me up at 3 A.M. for beef with broccoli ?!!".
After the bar closed, hubby returned home to his sleeping wife. Feeling amorous and a little risque after the night out, he slid into bed next to her. He gently nudged her awake, and murmured " Honey, how about a little 69?"
At this, the wife opened her sleepy eyes enough to glower at him and screamed
"Are you crazy? You wake me up at 3 A.M. for beef with broccoli ?!!".
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Hamltnblue
Loc: Springfield PA
BBurns wrote:
I prefer 77. You get eight more!
I prefer 68. I’ll owe ya one.
Jan 18, 2020 16:59:36 #
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