If the three wise men had been women.. ... What would have happened? They would have asked for directions,… Would have arrived in time,... would have assisted in childbirth,... would...

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Dec 27, 2019 17:31:16 #

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

... What would have happened?

They would have asked for directions,…
Would have arrived in time,...
would have assisted in childbirth,...
would have cleaned the barn,…
Would have made a fondue,…
Would have brought useful gifts

What would they have said when they left?…
Marie’s sandals didn’t go with her dress…
The baby doesn't look like Joseph...
I can't believe they keep animals at home…
It seems that Joseph is unemployed…

Virgin? Are they trying to make us believe in Santa Claus too?

Dec 27, 2019 17:36:51 #

hj Loc: Florida

Well I enjoyed the post until the last line. Not funny.

Dec 27, 2019 17:42:57 #

stanikon Loc: Deep in the Heart of Texas

What else would have happened?

They would have gotten lost due to not being able to follow directions or read a map...
They would have been late due to never being ready to leave on time...
They would have made Joseph and the shepherds get out...
They would have made the barn unusable by cleaning it (barns are supposed to be dirty)...
They would have complained that the fondue pot was too small...
They would have brought only gifts that they could get on sale...

Dec 28, 2019 01:42:24 #

speters Loc: Grangeville/Idaho

stanikon wrote:

Dec 28, 2019 05:03:30 #

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Whoops! It seems this is controversial humor. I thought they were both funny, though.

Dec 28, 2019 05:43:52 #

Bob Smith Loc: Banjarmasin

FRENCHY wrote:

... What would have happened? br br They would h... (show quote)

OMG Santa's not real???

Dec 28, 2019 07:16:37 #

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

FRENCHY wrote:

... What would have happened? br br They would h... (show quote)

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Dec 28, 2019 07:55:45 #

Delderby Loc: Derby UK

Alas - nothing is sacred.

Dec 28, 2019 08:46:36 #

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

C’mon, folks--they are both jokes. I found them funny.

Dec 28, 2019 09:03:53 #

markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ

jaymatt wrote:

C’mon, folks--they are both jokes. I found them funny.

Happy New Year!
Mark

Dec 28, 2019 09:23:55 #

FrankR Loc: NYC

Bob Smith wrote:

OMG Santa's not real???

Sez who?

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Dec 28, 2019 10:30:36 #

samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas

FRENCHY wrote:

... What would have happened? br br They would h... (show quote)

Very accurate.

Dec 28, 2019 12:20:55 #

jaycoffman Loc: San Diego

samantha90 wrote:

Very accurate.

Both are very accurate and both are very funny (to me at least). The world will be in really big trouble if we ever completely forget how to laugh at ourselves. There is a trend towards that now but it hasn't completely taken over so let's hope it doesn't. In the meantime feel free to send me lawyer and old white guy jokes and I'll laugh with you. (Oh, and old photographer jokes too.)

Dec 28, 2019 12:26:10 #

wapiti Loc: round rock, texas

Dec 28, 2019 13:00:29 #

bwana Loc: Bergen, Alberta, Canada

FRENCHY wrote:

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Love it!! bwa

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