New version of Viagra
Sep 6, 2012 07:22:09 #
A little crude, but funny........
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Sep 6, 2012 08:11:33 #
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Sep 6, 2012 16:18:23 #
Yes, no coffee this morning while reading UHH. I have spilled enough reading these stories. :D :D
Sep 7, 2012 06:36:59 #
Funny! we all need something in our lives to make us laugh :)
Sep 7, 2012 07:18:41 #
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Sep 8, 2012 19:07:49 #
Love this! My dd is a product mgr for some Pepsico products. Wonder if they'll assign this to her too. lol
Sep 10, 2012 06:49:39 #
rayford2
Loc: New Bethlehem, PA
mlj wrote:
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They're also thinking about spray Viagra for party use.
Who knows what form it will come in later on; nasal inhaler? Preparation V ? Birthday cake additive?.....
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