Copper Wire
Nov 28, 2019 14:00:48 #
Got this from one of my Russian friends.
After the October Revolution, a Jew came to settle in a communication junkie, they want to kick him off. And no way. What kind of task is given - everything works out.
Summons Him by narc himself and says - here you go, comrade rabinovich three rubles from the Soviet government. Go to the USA and buy us 100 km of the best electric cable with this money! Otherwise we will fire.
Six months pass, here comes to Odessa a damn size steamer full of cable.
In General, in the evening the banquet, rabinovich was given a medal, flowers, orchestra. After the reception, he approaches him by a narc and says:
- Yakov Moiseevich, well, tell us, how did you do it?
- well, Comrade Narcom, it was like that. I came to general electric, and there's a meeting of all the shareholders. I'm telling them - here, comrades, I came from the Soviet authorities to buy the best wire for three rubles. And they, fools, laughed and say - you, yasha, on your three rubles, can buy cables from the tip of your nose, to the tip of your penis!
- well and?
- well - and, they didn't know that the tip of my penis lies in the berdychiv synagogue.
After the October Revolution, a Jew came to settle in a communication junkie, they want to kick him off. And no way. What kind of task is given - everything works out.
Summons Him by narc himself and says - here you go, comrade rabinovich three rubles from the Soviet government. Go to the USA and buy us 100 km of the best electric cable with this money! Otherwise we will fire.
Six months pass, here comes to Odessa a damn size steamer full of cable.
In General, in the evening the banquet, rabinovich was given a medal, flowers, orchestra. After the reception, he approaches him by a narc and says:
- Yakov Moiseevich, well, tell us, how did you do it?
- well, Comrade Narcom, it was like that. I came to general electric, and there's a meeting of all the shareholders. I'm telling them - here, comrades, I came from the Soviet authorities to buy the best wire for three rubles. And they, fools, laughed and say - you, yasha, on your three rubles, can buy cables from the tip of your nose, to the tip of your penis!
- well and?
- well - and, they didn't know that the tip of my penis lies in the berdychiv synagogue.
Nov 28, 2019 23:56:57 #
Nov 29, 2019 07:52:48 #
Nov 29, 2019 09:46:50 #
Nov 29, 2019 09:52:24 #
Architect1776 wrote:
...they didn't know that the tip of my penis lies in the berdychiv synagogue.
Clever
Nov 29, 2019 09:54:58 #
Dec 5, 2019 01:06:10 #
Architect1776 wrote:
Got this from one of my Russian friends. br br Af... (show quote)
Well, actually they should have known, that's pretty funny!
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