This one is for you Graham.
Hi Graham, you don't know me, my name is Joe W. and I have been reading your jokes for some time now. They make my day start off on a good note, so thank you. Well I thought you and the rest of the UHH folks would enjoy this one.
The guys were all at deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
I laughed out loud at this one. Thanks.
JW from PA wrote:
This one is for you Graham.
Hi Graham, you don't know me, my name is Joe W. and I have been reading your jokes for some time now. They make my day start off on a good note, so thank you. Well I thought you and the rest of the UHH folks would enjoy this one.
The guys were all at deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
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That is hysterical. However, if the "Graham" you are referring to,he is no longer here. Graham had a disagreement with the administrators here at Ugly Hedge Hog and signed off completely. I keep in touch with him because our jokes can cross the threshold of decency and may make the Pope blush.
Both of us can be privately messaged none the less.
Happy Shooting!
Sorry to hear that Graham is no longer with us...with UHH, that is. I enjoyed his posts😊
What was wrong with the Administrators?
Maybe the Administrators are really UGLY hedgehogs!
Graham Thirkill is still in the user list and I miss his earlier humor.
Scruples wrote:
That is hysterical. However, if the "Graham" you are referring to,he is no longer here. Graham had a disagreement with the administrators here at Ugly Hedge Hog and signed off completely. I keep in touch with him because our jokes can cross the threshold of decency and may make the Pope blush.
Both of us can be privately messaged none the less.
Happy Shooting!
Sad to hear that. I miss your posts Grahm.
Yes what was wrong the administration ???
Graham,
Please please please comeback. You are the main reason why I keep coming back here.
Luke
jaycoffman wrote:
Ditto from here...
Another ditto here. Is it possible the administrators are a bit too PC ?
A variation of an Old joke, but it’s still funny.
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