Extremely Relevant today ...
AT THE BAR
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too.
Are you federal or state?"
Should have seen that one coming.
lmTrying wrote:
Should have seen that one coming.
Don't feel bad ... I didn't either!
I knew it was coming. Since Jimmy Carter thats how I see the government. And I’m a republican.
OMG...good punch line...I should have seen it coming!!
originally heart this one as a lawyer joke many years ago.
usken65 wrote:
I knew it was coming. Since Jimmy Carter thats how I see the government. And I’m a republican.
Not to start a political discussion outside of the Attic but if you read David Cay Johnson's "Perfectly Legal" and "Free Lunch" plus, if you can take it, Matt Taibbii's Griftopia you would see it all starts at the top.
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