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Nov 2, 2019 22:26:15   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
AT THE BAR
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
 
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too.
Are you federal or state?"
 

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Nov 2, 2019 22:42:28   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Nov 2, 2019 22:44:27   #
OneShot1 Loc: Wichita, KS, USA
 
Good one.

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Nov 2, 2019 23:01:01   #
lmTrying Loc: WV Northern Panhandle
 
Should have seen that one coming.

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Nov 2, 2019 23:28:41   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
lmTrying wrote:
Should have seen that one coming.


Don't feel bad ... I didn't either!

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Nov 2, 2019 23:29:03   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
OneShot1 wrote:
Good one.


Thank you.

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Nov 2, 2019 23:29:24   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
Longshadow wrote:



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Nov 3, 2019 05:41:34   #
Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana
 
LOL!

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Nov 3, 2019 06:01:22   #
usken65
 
I knew it was coming. Since Jimmy Carter thats how I see the government. And I’m a republican.

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Nov 3, 2019 07:58:19   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
That’s great!

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Nov 3, 2019 08:18:57   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Excellent!

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Nov 3, 2019 08:27:40   #
seano
 
Ouch!!

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Nov 3, 2019 08:58:52   #
B_meyer5.55NY
 
OMG...good punch line...I should have seen it coming!!

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Nov 3, 2019 09:05:33   #
ottopj Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
 
originally heart this one as a lawyer joke many years ago.

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Nov 3, 2019 09:07:04   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
usken65 wrote:
I knew it was coming. Since Jimmy Carter thats how I see the government. And I’m a republican.


Not to start a political discussion outside of the Attic but if you read David Cay Johnson's "Perfectly Legal" and "Free Lunch" plus, if you can take it, Matt Taibbii's Griftopia you would see it all starts at the top.

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