Exuberant Expectations - Failed: A few months ago, preparing for the coming cold weather, I bought one of those camouflage printed hunting jackets, on special, from Home Depot. I...

HOHIMER

A few months ago, preparing for the coming cold weather, I bought one of those camouflage printed hunting jackets, on special, from Home Depot.
I figured this would allow me to sneak up on my next deer without being seen and I could attend my Grandson’s football games without being detected by those pesky ticket takers. I thought it might also be useful to wear at family bar-be-ques; allowing me to blend into the background without being noticed.

Problem is…..now I can’t find it!

photoman022 Loc: Manchester CT USA

lol

Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana

This almost made me fall out of my chair laughing. Thank you.

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

I think I see it. It's over theeere. No that is my used surplus Army Jeep in the back yard.

HOHIMER

Bob Mevis wrote:

This almost made me fall out of my chair laughing. Thank you.

Your welcome Bob.
BTW - I am from Evansville.

Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY

Smile

Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA

HOHIMER wrote:

A few months ago, preparing for the coming cold weather, I bought one of those camouflage printed hunting jackets, on special, from Home Depot.
I figured this would allow me to sneak up on my next deer without being seen and I could attend my Grandson’s football games without being detected by those pesky ticket takers. I thought it might also be useful to wear at family bar-be-ques; allowing me to blend into the background without being noticed.

Problem is…..now I can’t find it!

You probably hung it in the tree outside.

HOHIMER

Burtzy wrote:

You probably hung it in the tree outside.

Found it!
It was in that tree out back. Thanks Burtzy!

Bob Smith Loc: Banjarmasin

So funny 👍

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Simple solution, clip a blinking LED to it.

seano

A few years ago, on an Air Force Base in Colorado, I met a Navy Comander in Navy camouflage blue. I told him I thought he should get a refund on it because I could still see him! He said that they were going to change the pattern & color because they were no good if a sailor fell off a ship and they were trying to find him!

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

Probably just as well. Sneaking around the woods in cammouflage is a good way to get shot.

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

LOL, that's very funny.

cjeisch

HOHIMER wrote:

A few months ago, preparing for the coming cold weather, I bought one of those camouflage printed hunting jackets, on special, from Home Depot.
I figured this would allow me to sneak up on my next deer without being seen and I could attend my Grandson’s football games without being detected by those pesky ticket takers. I thought it might also be useful to wear at family bar-be-ques; allowing me to blend into the background without being noticed.

Problem is…..now I can’t find it!

Not in Wisconsin. You must wear bright orange on half of your body and head for safety reasons so other hunters don't mistake you for a deer. It's the law.