GeneV
Loc: Lampasas, Texas
Sorry for the "all caps", I really not shouting, it's just that my source typed this way and I'm too lazy to retype it.
* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN STANDS A SURPRISED MOTHER IN LAW.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.
* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES.
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* WE OWE I******S NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.
GlenBose
Loc: NE Florida, formerly Limerick, PA
Absolutely, on all points.
These are very appropriate.
if children didn't have the internet, they would have to go to the library and read abook.
The one that say "I was left unsupervised " really explains my life.
rick_n_wv wrote:
The one that say "I was left unsupervised " really explains my life.
your life has probably been much better than you think.
GeneV wrote:
Sorry for the "all caps", I really not shouting, it's just that my source typed this way and I'm too lazy to retype it.
* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN STANDS A SURPRISED MOTHER IN LAW.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.
* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES.
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* WE OWE I******S NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.
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Good stuff thanks for sharing.
Bruce
Very disappointing that you included political statements among some funny thoughts. I hope this section is not becoming a place for political argument. There are already enough of those elsewhere.
I must have missed that one. Which one was political?
--Bob
jgunkler wrote:
Very disappointing that you included political statements among some funny thoughts. I hope this section is not becoming a place for political argument. There are already enough of those elsewhere.
rmalarz wrote:
I must have missed that one. Which one was political?
--Bob
If you can’t figure that out, you have a right to sue your teachers for incompetence. Either that, or you’re not too bright.
andesbill wrote:
If you can’t figure that out, you have a right to sue your teachers for incompetence. Either that, or you’re not too bright.
Please, don’t do this here. If you want to diss each other, do it by pm.
bull drink water wrote:
your life has probably been much better than you think.
Hi, You are so right. I have a wonderful wife who has been much joy in my life and smiles on my face. She does leave unsupervised enough to make things interesting and remind me how things could go without her.
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