Faith healing . . Miracle or not??
Oct 20, 2019 10:50:38 #
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Doddy wrote:
Ha Ha..love it.
Cheers Doddy - a laugh a day keeps the doctor away lol!!
Oct 21, 2019 16:19:28 #
The revival was fully underway and the preacher called to the congregation to send down members who wanted to have afflictions healed.
A little old lady on crutches came forward and the preacher asked her to identify herself and describe her ailment.
"My name is Mrs. Smith and I've had terrible arthritis for many years. Now my legs are badly crippled."
"Sister Smith, I want you to go behind that curtain and pray that you may be healed."
Then the preacher turned to a man with a harelip.
"What is your name and affliction, brother?"
"My name is Mithter Jones and I hathn't been able to thpeak right thinth I wath born."
"Brother Jones, I want you to go behind the screen with Sister Smith and we'll all pray for your swift recovery."
The preacher and the crowd prayed, and the heavens were split by lightning and thunder, which was taken as a sign from above that all was well. The preacher then said,
"Sister Smith, your legs are healed. I want you to throw your crutches over the curtain and stand on your firm strong legs."
A pair of crutches flew over the curtain and clattered to the floor. The crowd went wild, cheering and crying out, "Hallelujah!"
"And now, Brother Jones, I want you to speak out in a loud, clear voice."
And Brother Jones said, "Thithter Smith justh fell on her ath."
A little old lady on crutches came forward and the preacher asked her to identify herself and describe her ailment.
"My name is Mrs. Smith and I've had terrible arthritis for many years. Now my legs are badly crippled."
"Sister Smith, I want you to go behind that curtain and pray that you may be healed."
Then the preacher turned to a man with a harelip.
"What is your name and affliction, brother?"
"My name is Mithter Jones and I hathn't been able to thpeak right thinth I wath born."
"Brother Jones, I want you to go behind the screen with Sister Smith and we'll all pray for your swift recovery."
The preacher and the crowd prayed, and the heavens were split by lightning and thunder, which was taken as a sign from above that all was well. The preacher then said,
"Sister Smith, your legs are healed. I want you to throw your crutches over the curtain and stand on your firm strong legs."
A pair of crutches flew over the curtain and clattered to the floor. The crowd went wild, cheering and crying out, "Hallelujah!"
"And now, Brother Jones, I want you to speak out in a loud, clear voice."
And Brother Jones said, "Thithter Smith justh fell on her ath."
Oct 21, 2019 22:59:14 #
A rabbi,a priest,and a minister barely got the funds to take 3 group of kids to Disney world.they got a private company to fly them there.after about 30 minutes in the air the plane started misfiring.the pilot opens a small closet and takes out a parachute, puts it on,and says the plane is going down and jumps out of the plane.the priest, the rabbi,and the minister each pull out the reminding 3 parachutes.the rabbi say ,"what about the kids".the minister say,"screw them"at which point the priest says,"Do we have time".
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