Trump Offers Freed ISIS Fighters a Group Rate at Trump Doral Resort
Oct 18, 2019 17:28:25 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “once-in-a-lifetime incredible deal,” Donald Trump on Friday offered recently-escaped ISIS fighters a group rate at the Trump National Doral Miami.
“I am giving ISIS a group rate that entitles them to the full run of the golf course, the spa, you name it,” he said. “This is going to make the ISIS people very, very happy.”
The fighters can qualify for the group rate by presenting proof of ISIS membership and their recently freed status, Trump said.
Trump declined to say whether he would extend the same group rate to Kurdish fighters in Syria. “I’m not a fan of the Kurds,” he said. “Where were the Kurds in 1776 when George Washington took control of the British airports?”
Shortly after Trump made the offer to ISIS, however, the group’s leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, issued a lukewarm response.
“We’ve read some not-so-great things about the Doral on TripAdvisor,” Baghdadi said. “If we wanted to go to a golf resort, we’d pick one that doesn’t have bedbugs.”
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“I am giving ISIS a group rate that entitles them to the full run of the golf course, the spa, you name it,” he said. “This is going to make the ISIS people very, very happy.”
The fighters can qualify for the group rate by presenting proof of ISIS membership and their recently freed status, Trump said.
Trump declined to say whether he would extend the same group rate to Kurdish fighters in Syria. “I’m not a fan of the Kurds,” he said. “Where were the Kurds in 1776 when George Washington took control of the British airports?”
Shortly after Trump made the offer to ISIS, however, the group’s leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, issued a lukewarm response.
“We’ve read some not-so-great things about the Doral on TripAdvisor,” Baghdadi said. “If we wanted to go to a golf resort, we’d pick one that doesn’t have bedbugs.”
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Oct 18, 2019 17:53:02 #
thom w wrote:
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Obummer actually brought over thousands of Somali terrorists and gave them homes and welfare.
Oct 18, 2019 17:56:51 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
Architect1776 wrote:
Obummer actually brought over thousands of Somali terrorists and gave them homes and welfare.
And, you know they were terrorists because? Were they women? That would explain how you feel about them. The fact that you like Elain makes it unlikely that she is.
Oct 18, 2019 18:28:12 #
thom w wrote:
And, you they were terrorists because? Were they women? That would explain how you feel about them. The fact that you like Elain makes it unlikely that she is.
?
You off your meds?
Oct 18, 2019 18:29:56 #
thom w wrote:
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So did Trump make a reservation for you yet?
Oct 18, 2019 18:30:33 #
Oct 18, 2019 18:33:14 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
EyeSawYou wrote:
So did Trump make a reservation for you yet?
I have never kicked a kid who rides the short bus, and I'm not going to start now.
Oct 18, 2019 19:06:38 #
thom w wrote:
I have never kicked a kid who rides the short bus, and I'm not going to start now.
That is because you were the kid on the short bus.
Oct 18, 2019 19:09:57 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
phcaan wrote:
That is because you were the kid on the short bus.
Actually I wasn't, but when we went camping, we did have a pee can.
Oct 18, 2019 19:11:28 #
thom w wrote:
I have never kicked a kid who rides the short bus, and I'm not going to start now.
So is that an admission that you rode the short bus? OK
Oct 18, 2019 19:11:55 #
thom w wrote:
Actually I wasn't, but when we went camping, we did have a pee can.
You spelled pecan wrong.
Oct 18, 2019 19:21:32 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
EyeSawYou wrote:
You spelled pecan wrong.
Maybe, he is kind of a nut, but that isn't what I was spelling.
Oct 18, 2019 19:23:47 #
Oct 18, 2019 19:55:53 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
Steven Seward wrote:
That was hilarious!! img src="https://static.ugl... (show quote)
Glad you liked it.
Oct 19, 2019 06:07:30 #
“Where were the Kurds in 1776 when George Washington took control of the British airports?”
Yes, I recall that comment made by Trump... Thereafter I felt differently about the Kurds... such wisdom our Stable Genius President has... I was enlightened.
Yes, I recall that comment made by Trump... Thereafter I felt differently about the Kurds... such wisdom our Stable Genius President has... I was enlightened.
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