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Oct 16, 2019 13:47:48   #
bobbyjohn Loc: Dallas, TX
 
Bullshit Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

Testimonials from satisfied players:

"My clients have been shocked at my bold honesty with them." -Pete L. - Dallas
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." -David D. - Florida
"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." -Bill R - New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box." -Ben G. - Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit' for the third time in 2 hours." - Kathleen L. - Atlanta



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Oct 16, 2019 13:58:17   #
Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan
 
You must have sat through a lot. I just doodle.

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Oct 16, 2019 14:10:43   #
robertjerl Loc: Corona, California
 
Taking out a book and starting to read can get the message out also. Or a Yo-yo.

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Oct 16, 2019 16:00:42   #
G Brown Loc: Sunny Bognor Regis West Sussex UK
 
Try being a town councillor........Mustn't lose the buzzwords.......you have to be in step and singing from the same song sheet!

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Oct 16, 2019 16:05:54   #
luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC
 
This was great!!! I sent it to the person that got my job.

Dodie

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Oct 16, 2019 22:22:26   #
TriX Loc: Raleigh, NC
 
Yep, been using this at meetings for years - doesn’t take long to win, especially with newly promoted managers

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Oct 17, 2019 08:11:05   #
rplain1 Loc: Dayton, Oh.
 
bobbyjohn wrote:
Bullshit Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

Testimonials from satisfied players:

"My clients have been shocked at my bold honesty with them." -Pete L. - Dallas
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." -David D. - Florida
"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." -Bill R - New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box." -Ben G. - Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit' for the third time in 2 hours." - Kathleen L. - Atlanta
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But what happened to "Outside the box"???

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Oct 17, 2019 10:27:37   #
piloto caliente
 
One of they keys to success in the corporate world is whenever something truly deserves to be called bullshit instead use the term "remarkable."

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Oct 17, 2019 10:42:46   #
CaptainBobBrown
 
Whatever happened to "Let's raise it up the flagpole and see who salutes it."

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Oct 17, 2019 11:00:45   #
Dannj
 
A few months ago I was talking with my daughter about her job. She commented that she remembered when she was younger and we were having dinner at night I would love often complain about going to too many useless meetings. She now understands😊

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Oct 17, 2019 12:42:06   #
tommystrat Loc: Bigfork, Montana
 
"paradigm shift"

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Oct 17, 2019 13:14:48   #
bobbyjohn Loc: Dallas, TX
 
rplain1 wrote:
But what happened to "Outside the box"???

Well, in bingo, each player picks a random card with different things in each square.
One can be quite sure that there's a number of other words/phrases that fall into the Bullshit arena.

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Oct 17, 2019 13:24:47   #
Jim Plogger Loc: East Tennessee
 
I had to forward this on to my former business colleagues. Love it!

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Oct 17, 2019 14:12:29   #
TriX Loc: Raleigh, NC
 
May I add a BS barometer to your thread?

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Oct 17, 2019 16:01:14   #
TheShoe Loc: Lacey, WA
 
One company where I worked was big on sending people to internally conducted classes. There was one hardware engineer who always sat near a chalk board where he would add a line to a hangman style stick figure every time the instructor made a mistake. When the figure was complete, he would stand up and leave, never to return to the class.

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