No toilet paper (v. 2): Becoming an "old man" allows you to have a lot of fun you could never have before. I like to go into the changing room at my local department store, wait a few...

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

Becoming an "old man" allows you to have a lot of fun you could never have before.

I like to go into the changing room at my local department store, wait a few minutes, then start screaming: "there's no toilet paper in here"!

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

sb wrote:

Becoming an "old man" allows you to have a lot of fun you could never have before.

I like to go into the changing room at my local department store, wait a few minutes, then start screaming: "there's no toilet paper in here"!

Funny as that may sound, some members of the public do consider any area of any store to be their bathroom.

digit-up Loc: Flushing, Michigan

It’s getting really “SQOOOEY” out here. Nuts outnumbering the looneys.

Dannj

jerryc41 wrote:

Funny as that may sound, some members of the public do consider any area of any store to be their bathroom.

Thanks (?) for that info.

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

GeorgeH Loc: Jonesboro, GA

Flora and I, while visiting Lowe's, saw a little kid tugging his mother's sleeve. "Gotta go toilet!" After several increasingly desperate pleas, he dashed over to the toilet display, dropped his trousers, and answered Nature's call.

Susan yamakawa

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dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

Recently while walking up the steps to a movie theater I stopped because of what looked like human excrement right on the steps to that theater. A closer look and sniff test from not as close as you might imagine proved I knew what I was looking at. The staff cleaned it up while I took the liberty of warning other theater goers to go up a different aisle to the top of the theater. Why someone would do that and not clean it up only proves my personal theory that there are numerous people out there walking around that have no proper upbringing and no respect for others on the planet.

Dennis

chrissybabe Loc: New Zealand

dennis2146 wrote:

Why someone would do that and not clean it up only proves my personal theory that there are numerous people out there walking around that have no proper upbringing and no respect for others on the planet.Dennis

Don't muck around and being PC. They do it because they are still closer to the animal rather than human.

DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina

GeorgeH wrote:

Flora and I, while visiting Lowe's, saw a little kid tugging his mother's sleeve. "Gotta go toilet!" After several increasingly desperate pleas, he dashed over to the toilet display, dropped his trousers, and answered Nature's call.

Funny.

pumakat

could be that someone had an accident

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

chrissybabe wrote:

Don't muck around and being PC. They do it because they are still closer to the animal rather than human.

From 30 years in law enforcement and corrections I can only agree with you. Some of my friends used to ask me how I could lock people up in a prison like animals. My usual answer is that many humans are much worse than anything in the animal kingdom. Basically they ARE animals.

Dennis

JoAnneK01 Loc: Lahaina, Hawaii

Reminds me of Los Angeles and San Francisco along with many other liberal cities.

GeorgeH Loc: Jonesboro, GA

JoAnneK01 wrote:

Reminds me of Los Angeles and San Francisco along with many other liberal cities.

I'd wondered how long it would take for this thread to end up in the toilet....

Abo

dennis2146 wrote:

From 30 years in law enforcement and corrections I can only agree with you. Some of my friends used to ask me how I could lock people up in a prison like animals. My usual answer is that many humans are much worse than anything in the animal kingdom. Basically they ARE animals.

Dennis

Unless they are minerals or vegetables.