One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory"to his buddy Norm:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
There you have it. A logical explanation if I ever heard one.
definitely makes more sense than all the political and religious discussions going on around here
flyguy
Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
I'm hoisting one now as I read this so I should be a real smart ass in no time. 8-)
I think you've had enough flyguy, but I'll join you anyway. Here's to smartasses.
BW326
Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida
We should all be Mensa candidates by the end of the evening.
tinosa
Loc: Grand Rapids Michigan
Pash me another brewski and the Rubics Cube.
Before I had my last one I couldn't even spell genius and now I are one!
BW326
Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida
flyingcrown1 wrote:
Before I had my last one I couldn't even spell genius and now I are one!
Yes you is! And I are too!
How does that song go..
In heaven there is no beer
that's why we drink it here...
Great thread! You know that I'm right cuz I'm a freaking genius.
Hal81
Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
I dont drink at all I guess thats why im not too bright. But I rember when I was back in school and the teacher was explaining the evils of drinking beer. She dropped a worm in a glass of water and it swam around. Then she dropped it in a glass of beer and it died. Ask the class what they had learned? Little Billy in the back said if you drink beer youll never have worms.
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