How does Santa take photos? With his North Polearoid.
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Photography is a developing hobby.
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A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.
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If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off.
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When a friend retired from a lifetime as a photographer, he moved to a Old Focus Home.
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A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it. He just waited to see what developed.
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I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
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The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.
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We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.
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I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.
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I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper.
…and one for my fellow Canon camera users. A man walks into a photography shop and asks for a lens cap for a Nikon. The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”.
Cheers and Beers
Graham
098
I was a professional photographer - until the pony died.
There used to be a photo shop down the street with a sign by the film drop off that said:
"The only business with more pressing deadlines is the Dry Cleaners next door."
If you're pictures are not good enough, you're using the wrong brand.
Off topic, but a possibly related to "We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.", I frequently claim (when unable to remember something),"I have Total Recall; it's just not Instantaneous."
We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.
And for some, the memory is either of too low a resolution and/or out of focus. This does have an advantage, since it justifies our creating a revisionist's view of history.
dborengasser wrote:
Off topic, but a possibly related to "We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.", I frequently claim (when unable to remember something),"I have Total Recall; it's just not Instantaneous."
That's right, we have to retrieve it from the archive.
Graham Thirkill wrote:
How does Santa take photos? With his North Polearoid.
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Photography is a developing hobby.
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A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.
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If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off.
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When a friend retired from a lifetime as a photographer, he moved to a Old Focus Home.
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A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it. He just waited to see what developed.
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I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.
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The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.
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We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.
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I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.
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I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper.
…and one for my fellow Canon camera users. A man walks into a photography shop and asks for a lens cap for a Nikon. The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”.
Cheers and Beers
Graham
098
How does Santa take photos? With his North Polear... (
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The photographer wanted to know what went "bump in the night"...then it was there in a flash.
Has anyone ever seen a full frame camera on the road to failure?
cahale wrote:
Not terribly punny!
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Graham
I get my camera out in summer when the aeroplane skirts are being worn.. they are the ones that finish just below the cockpit.
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