Is this the same Bubba in sarges69 story titled missunderstanding? I think I know him.
Artsmith wrote:
Earl and Bubba were quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly
Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she
ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,
"Better think it over ...women like that are hard to find."