YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN....
Hey! I resemble that remark!
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN....
Not me, I now have a colonoscopy bag right by my belly button.🤮😂👍
I've found that there are other clues.
Other Clues: Got a waring from the ERA about having too much gas. Hearing is shot, just say "right" when people are talking to me. Teeth falling out for no reason. Eyesight: walking around the house with a flash light in the middle of the day. Have a card that I carry around that has my name on it, so I can remember who I am.
A wise man once counciled me that as I got older my mouth would decide whether the belt went above or below the equator.
Hal81
Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
When I used to go to Florida to see my folks I ask my dad that same question. He replied "To keep our shirt tails in."
The difference between a young man and an old man.
A young man drinks and gets drunk.
An old man drinks and goes to sleep.
I can't remember being drunk for a long time.
Had a comment but I forgot what it was...
tommystrat wrote:
Had a comment but I forgot what it was...
I know what it was, but I'm not saying.
Stay in shape. Get out and take a walk with your camera if you can.
I know it's not possible for everyone but a large mid-waist just means everything is good😆
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