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Aug 2, 2019 22:02:05   #
Flash Falasca Loc: Beverly Hills, Florida
 
A blind man walks into a bar
then a table
then a stool !!

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Aug 2, 2019 22:06:43   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
Sounds like a "Laugh-in" joke.

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Aug 3, 2019 07:49:39   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Aug 3, 2019 09:54:56   #
ottopj Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
 
It is a funny joke but probably will be considered incorrect in these days.

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Aug 3, 2019 11:09:00   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
ottopj wrote:
It is a funny joke but probably will be considered incorrect in these days.

Unfortunately.
Are blond jokes still allowed? /s

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Aug 3, 2019 11:56:38   #
bigalw Loc: Essex - UK
 
Longshadow wrote:
Unfortunately.
Are blond jokes still allowed? /s


I think it just depends on your attitude to the “politically correct” brigade, me who cares!!

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Aug 3, 2019 11:58:32   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
bigalw wrote:
I think it just depends on your attitude to the “politically correct” brigade, me who cares!!

I hate PC.

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Aug 3, 2019 12:05:23   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
bigalw wrote:
I think it just depends on your attitude to the “politically correct” brigade, me who cares!!


I am to old to be "Politically Correct", I am what I am.

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Aug 3, 2019 12:21:50   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
ottopj wrote:
It is a funny joke but probably will be considered incorrect in these days.
Longshadow wrote:
Unfortunately.
Are blond jokes still allowed? /s
These days the only group allowed to make jokes about are white males.

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Aug 3, 2019 12:28:54   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
EdJ0307 wrote:
These days the only group allowed to make jokes about are white males.

That's about it.

How many ethnics does it take....

Wait, that's an ethnic joke!

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Aug 3, 2019 12:30:28   #
ottopj Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
 
I heard the question the other day, "Is making fun of people funny?"

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Aug 3, 2019 12:34:26   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
ottopj wrote:
I heard the question the other day, "Is making fun of people funny?"

I'd have ask them if they watch Raymond, Big Bang, Modern Family, or any other comedy show...

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Aug 3, 2019 12:39:27   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Longshadow wrote:
..Wait, that's an ethnic joke!....
Here's one.

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk,

"I'd like some Polish sausage. "

The clerk looks at him and says,

"Are you Polish? "

The guy, clearly offended, says,

"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

"Well, no. "

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage? "

"Because this is Home Depot. "

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Aug 3, 2019 12:40:30   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
BBurns wrote:
Here's one.

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk,

"I'd like some Polish sausage. "

The clerk looks at him and says,

"Are you Polish? "

The guy, clearly offended, says,

"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

"Well, no. "

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage? "

"Because this is Home Depot. "
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Aug 3, 2019 15:13:02   #
ottopj Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
 
But, that's not funny.

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