Real tweets by married women
Jul 12, 2019 13:56:01 #
A little humor for your day
If you enjoy answering questions like, “Do we have orange juice?” while your husband is literally standing right in front of an unopened refrigerator, then being a wife might be right for you
First year married: I want to spend every moment with you
All other years: maybe you could move into your own house
Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open
I’ve reached the point in my marriage that my husband fell asleep on the couch and OMG I AM SO EXCITED I GET THE BED ALL TO MYSELF
I read that 50% of all marriages end in divorce and all I could think was, "Lucky bastards."
If you enjoy answering questions like, “Do we have orange juice?” while your husband is literally standing right in front of an unopened refrigerator, then being a wife might be right for you
First year married: I want to spend every moment with you
All other years: maybe you could move into your own house
Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open
I’ve reached the point in my marriage that my husband fell asleep on the couch and OMG I AM SO EXCITED I GET THE BED ALL TO MYSELF
I read that 50% of all marriages end in divorce and all I could think was, "Lucky bastards."
Jul 12, 2019 14:38:46 #
Jul 12, 2019 16:40:09 #
Nurturing is a feminine trait. Men would tell a child once and expect them to do it thereafter. Women understand that children need constant telling.
Therein lies the problem...Men never grow up, they just get older. Women continue to nurture when their only 'child', is their husband.
Women don't like their Mother In Law because there are 'nurture' differences. Men love their Mother's because they contradict their daughter in law. BUT they left home to get away from her.
Once men leave home...they can generally cope OK. Once they realise that they can think and do for themselves.
Nurturing should have a 'cut off point'. Sadly nature does not work that way!
have fun
Therein lies the problem...Men never grow up, they just get older. Women continue to nurture when their only 'child', is their husband.
Women don't like their Mother In Law because there are 'nurture' differences. Men love their Mother's because they contradict their daughter in law. BUT they left home to get away from her.
Once men leave home...they can generally cope OK. Once they realise that they can think and do for themselves.
Nurturing should have a 'cut off point'. Sadly nature does not work that way!
have fun
Jul 12, 2019 16:55:51 #
Jul 12, 2019 20:30:14 #
My husband is ALWAYS standing in the spot I need to be in..................and we have a large kitchen.......
Jul 12, 2019 22:59:56 #
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Jul 13, 2019 09:53:41 #
I have been married for nearly 45 years. And when I leave the house on any given day, the last words I hear are "lock the front door." I have even heard them while I was locking the door. I get scolded and told I have to have the last word in a discussion, but I can never finish a thought before she defends her position. I will never begin to understand women so I have just decided to enjoy the ride.
Jul 13, 2019 12:07:38 #
Harry0
Loc: Gardena, Cal
Burtzy wrote:
I have been married for nearly 45 years. And when I leave the house on any given day, the last words I hear are "lock the front door." I have even heard them while I was locking the door. I get scolded and told I have to have the last word in a discussion, but I can never finish a thought before she defends her position. I will never begin to understand women so I have just decided to enjoy the ride.
Smart man.
Most men want their women to remain the same girlfriend they fell in love with.
Most women want their men to be trainable, usually into something they wouldn't date.
Only women understand women. That's why half of them hate the other half.
Jul 13, 2019 12:26:11 #
daplight
Loc: Kansas
On a more serious note: live and love for the moment, so you may never have any regrets in the future-"wishI, shoulda, coulda." When you lose a spouse after a long marriage you'll understand. I lost my wife three years ago to cancer, I am still grieving.
Jul 13, 2019 12:32:51 #
Harry0 wrote:
Smart man.
Most men want their women to remain the same girlfriend they fell in love with.
Most women want their men to be trainable, usually into something they wouldn't date.
Only women understand women. That's why half of them hate the other half.
Most men want their women to remain the same girlfriend they fell in love with.
Most women want their men to be trainable, usually into something they wouldn't date.
Only women understand women. That's why half of them hate the other half.
I recall a well-worn bit of philosophy: A woman marries a man assuming she can change him. She can't. A man marries a woman assuming she won't change. She does. To assume makes an ass out of U and Me.
Jul 13, 2019 13:58:01 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
daplight wrote:
On a more serious note: live and love for the moment, so you may never have any regrets in the future-"wishI, shoulda, coulda." When you lose a spouse after a long marriage you'll understand. I lost my wife three years ago to cancer, I am still grieving.
I am so sorry for your lose My Friend. I too lost My Wife to cancer 4 and 1/2 years ago. I have been grieving ever since, though I think this past year I have finally come to the point of realization where I have accepted it. I know how you feel where as most people who say that to someone have not experienced the lonely feelings that you have after losing your soulmate. Silence in an empty home is deafening. Remember, you are not alone in your sorrow and grieving. I'm no expert in these things, but feel free to PM any time you need someone to talk to. I know sometimes it can be a lonely world, and sometimes it just helps to talk or to have someone who understands just to listen.
Jul 13, 2019 17:48:08 #
daplight
Loc: Kansas
Thank you. While I am still grieving, I think it is a natural process because you never forget a soulmate. The UGH is a great community where everyone offers to help, whether in photography, or otherwise. I am sorry for your loss as well.
Jul 13, 2019 17:59:09 #
THERE IS ONLY A ONE LETTER DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A LIFE. Sorry about the caps I can not type and look at the screen and doing over is a long process,
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