The Haircut...
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he 'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we 'll talk about the car. '
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he 'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I 'm disappointed you haven 't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there 's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair. '
You 're going to love the Dad 's reply:
'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went? '
I like that one. Now if I can remember it tomorrow.
I know what you mean. Wished I had waited until tomorrow to post it. I think not many people will see it this late in the day. Maybe I will re-post it at a later time.
GeneB
Loc: Chattanooga Tennessee
GeneB wrote:
I kike this one.
I need to start looking at my typing. I meant to say I like this one.
bkyser
Loc: Fly over country in Indiana
Too bad my kids are up and out of the house. I could have used that one a few years back.
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