TriX wrote:
Congratulations Jerry on a straight flush (a local septic tank service has "a straight flush is better than a full house" on the truck) - I knew you could do it (and now you have a mother of a snake) 🙄
How about, "We're #1 in the #2 business!" That's on a local truck. Of course, Google turns up many more.
# 1 Plumber in the #2 Business.
A Flush Beats A Full House.
At The First Whiff, Call Cliff!
Dirty Deeds…Done Dirt Cheap!
Do You Want To Do This Yourself?
Experts In Septic Maintenance.
Got Poop?
Hauling Away Political Promises.
Money In The Tank.
Nothing Stinks Too Bad.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% Of Your Product Back!
Septic Experts.
Stoolbus.
Surrender The Poo!
Thanks For Flushing Our Business Down Your Drain.
Too Much Brown? Call Crown!
We Ain’t Hauling Milk Here!
We Want Your Stinking Business.
We’ll Take Care Of It.
We’re #1 With #2.
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
You Dump We Pump.
You Think Our Job Sucks.
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
Related - toilet flushing: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
I asked one of those guys how they actually pump a septic tank - vacuum from the truck's engine.