Cookie223 Loc: New Jersey

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America.
The person says, "I not American, I'm Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that expired two years ago."
The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!” That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via Arizona."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 10 years ago." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."

Cameraman

Finally he did meet an American who asked him "why are you here?" and he said "I am here to spy for Putin and help Trump win the next e******n."

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

(That was good Cookie!)

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

And your point was? Other than political?

Cookie223 Loc: New Jersey

The way the democrats have been acting and doing nothing, I doubt Trump will need their help.

Cookie223 Loc: New Jersey

I thought so too.

skeebum9

Seriously, Cookie... even here where we are all concerned with just taking pictures, nothing controversial, and an angry one rears its ugly (pun unintentional) head. Cool your jets. Take some photos.

Cameraman

Since he was picking on all other brown immigrants, I thought I would point out the immigrants and enemies we should worry about.

Cookie223 Loc: New Jersey

Don't have a clue as to your reference of "Angry" I can assure you I'm not. I thought the "NON-Photography" section was for topics NOT related to photography.

amfoto1 Loc: San Jose, Calif. USA

Or maybe the Russian would respond, "I'm here delivering a f**e Russian-sourced dossier that the DNC and their candidate's campaign paid $10 million for, to spread misinformation and use as a basis for illegal spying on the opposing campaign."

That's the beauty of American politics! Everyone c***ts. Everyone lies. Everybody has skeletons in their closets.

It all balances out in the end!

Cookie223 Loc: New Jersey

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Reconvic Loc: clermont Fl

I'm fluent in Russian. About 10 years ago I was in New York City and nervously f**gged down a Taxi. After climbing in the back seat and telling the older driver and a friend where I wanted to go I leaned back and overheard their Russian conversation. The driver was saying that he had only been in the U.S. for 4 years and he was receiving Social Security and had been on welfare 3 different times. The passenger said that he had brought his daughter, husband and 3 grandchildren over and that the were in the process of becoming citizens. After they were finished belly laughing I joined in and said "yup, ain't it grand here?" "I joined the United States Marine Corps and in the next 22 years went to Viet Nam, Iran, Iraq, Korea and the Soviet Union". "Should have just stayed here and partied with and not fought all you guys". They didn't think it was very funny!!

le boecere

Yup! Serving in a combat zone tends to kinda change one's perspective, doesn't it? Sadly, 'Nam created quite a few h**ers.

Cookie223 Loc: New Jersey

Can’t thank you enough for your sacrifices and service.