DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if You are real, then I want You to knock me off this platform. I'll give You exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like a jerk............
.........So, He sent me."

Turt1e Loc: Columbus, OH

Amen to that; Uncle Sams Misguided Children at work.

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sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Sarge

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Simper Fe

tschmath Loc: Los Angeles

I sure hope you're not a Marine, because it's actually Semper Fi.

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

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LaughBrian Loc: Tn

Thats great!

BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD

Double AMEN!

bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY

Heard that before, still good to hear

flyingcrown1 Loc: Moravian Falls

THANK YOU!!

workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN

Thanks, I will share that with a group of old farts I will see later.

workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN

Thanks, I will share that with a group of old farts I will see later.

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

AMEN !!! Simper FI

Unclewiggley Loc: Winter Haven, FL

Semper Fi!!!! my friend.

Audwulf Loc: Golden State

Love it !!!