lenben Loc: Seattle

What's the best Donald Trump joke you have heard?
Francis Vincent
Francis Vincent
Answered 1h ago
Donald Trump meets with the Queen. Impressed with how well Parliament works he asks her, "Your Queenship, how do you run such an efficient government?

She replies, "Surround yourself with intelligent people."

Trump frowns. "But how do I know if the people around me are intelligent?"

The Queen replies, "You just ask them to answer an clever riddle."

The Queen pushes a button. "Please send Theresa May in."

Theresa May hurries into the room, "Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiles. "Please answer this, Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing the Prime Minister answers, "That would be me."

The queen thanks and dismisses her.

Back at the White House, Trump asks to speak with Vice President Mike Pence.

"Mike, Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," replies Pence. "Can I get back to you on that one?"

Pence asks all his advisers, but nobody can answer the riddle. Finally he runs into Hillary Clinton. He asks her if she could help him with something. She replies that she holds no grudges and offers to try. Pence asks, "your mother and father have a child who isn't your brother or your sister, who is it? Clinton thinks about a few moments then replies, "oh! that would be me!"

Pence thanks her and rushes back to the Oval Office to tell the president.

"I figured out the answer to your question, It's Hillary Clinton!"

Trump angrily replies, "No you i***t! It's Theresa May!

donrosshill Loc: Delaware & Florida

No, I am my own Grandpa, and you still don't know who is the Best President we have aver had.
Don

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

A long way to go for that punchline.

bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY

A few years ago that was a Clinton joke, then an Obama joke, reduce, reuse, recycle, waste not, want not

nadelewitz Loc: Ithaca NY

Unfortunately it has gotten nearly impossible anymore to "joke" about Donald Trump.What he is doing to our country is too grim to be laughable.

DNW

jcs Loc: USA

You're right . What he has done so far is definitly too "grim".
But not for the Country . Only for you lefty socialists .
And just wait what's going to happen .Sooon .
So I can see why you have nothing to laugh about. LOL

PS:
speaking of jokes :
do you know what one of many differences are between him and his predecessor ?

EyeSawYou

LOLOLOL TDS much?

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

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dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

And yet America just had an economic boom that has not been seen since 1969. How the hell did that happen when President Trump is so bad for America. Great question, huh? I can't wait to see your answer. Perhaps you are confusing Trump's boorish behavior and bad language with someone who is not a good business promoter.

You want bad language then go no farther than Hillary Clinton, one of the most verbose users of vile swear words I have ever heard. I thought I learned and knew quite a few from the USMC. Nope, Hillary has all Marines and Sailors beat hands down. But then again I did not v**e for Trump for his gift of gab. That is what we got from Obama who was a useless POS President. I wanted action for America and got it with Donald Trump.

Dennis

dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho

Well said and great meme to back up your words. Other world leaders spoke highly of Obama because they used him. He got the BMOC verbiage and a pat on the back. America was screwed every single time.

Dennis

Angmo

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