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May 1, 2019 10:57:46   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
You told me (humor)



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May 1, 2019 10:59:57   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 

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May 1, 2019 11:12:04   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
Huey Driver wrote:
You told me (humor)


LOL!

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May 1, 2019 11:27:25   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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May 1, 2019 22:29:34   #
Barn Owl
 
To quote Will Rogers: There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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May 2, 2019 07:44:45   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
That looks like a hyena. They're usually in packs, but I think this guy is avoiding other hyenas until he gets back from his hairdresser.

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May 2, 2019 09:20:43   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
jerryc41 wrote:
That looks like a hyena. They're usually in packs, but I think this guy is avoiding other hyenas until he gets back from his hairdresser.


Maybe it's a Chupacabra.

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May 2, 2019 10:26:38   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Burtzy wrote:
Maybe it's a Chupacabra.


That must be it.

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May 2, 2019 11:22:34   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
As a kid my brothers and I had a lot of experience with electric fences as there was between our house and a store next door. At 3-5 years old and constantly running it was hard to remember just one string of wire, neck high on the path.

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May 2, 2019 11:57:21   #
jackm1943 Loc: Omaha, Nebraska
 
Barn Owl wrote:
To quote Will Rogers: There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.


I had a friend who did just that when we were little kids. I don't think he ever tried that again.

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May 2, 2019 12:01:07   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
jackm1943 wrote:
I had a friend who did just that when we were little kids. I don't think he ever tried that again.


Though we never peed on the fence, it was too high being at neck level, we did experience all the joy that fence had to give.

Dennis

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May 2, 2019 20:40:10   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
That's funny.
--Bob

Huey Driver wrote:
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May 3, 2019 18:33:07   #
catfishjohn Loc: Rogers, Ar.
 
If you talk your kid brother into peeing on the plug wires of a running six cylinder Chevy you will get in trouble.

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May 3, 2019 23:49:26   #
fantom Loc: Colorado
 
dennis2146 wrote:
As a kid my brothers and I had a lot of experience with electric fences as there was between our house and a store next door. At 3-5 years old and constantly running it was hard to remember just one string of wire, neck high on the path.

Dennis


i remember an ex boss (who was a genius as we all know) was too lazy to walk around to the gate and decided to go thru the electric fence. He held the hot wire down with the butt of his shot gun and everything went well til he was half way through and the wire (middle one) slipped off the gun butt and snapped into his butt and everything else. The screaming dance he did up and down the wire was priceless. I thought about shooting him to put him out of his misery but didn't cuz I never liked him.

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May 4, 2019 07:45:37   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
fantom wrote:
i remember an ex boss (who was a genius as we all know) was too lazy to walk around to the gate and decided to go thru the electric fence. He held the hot wire down with the butt of his shot gun and everything went well til he was half way through and the wire (middle one) slipped off the gun butt and snapped into his butt and everything else. The screaming dance he did up and down the wire was priceless. I thought about shooting him to put him out of his misery but didn't cuz I never liked him.
i remember an ex boss (who was a genius as we all... (show quote)

Thought at first I wrote this. Had almost exactly the same thing happen to an old guy I use to hunt with when I was a youngster. Only this was a single wire fence. When the rubber recoil pad slipped the wire flew up into his crotch. I think that's where he learned to do the Macarana. Ouch!

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