Up, Up and away........
May 1, 2019 06:40:19 #
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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May 2, 2019 07:42:54 #
The girl has a point there. Every discussion I've seen about the existence of God has begun with a discussion about the excrement of animals. : )
May 2, 2019 10:11:13 #
tuatara
Loc: Orig. NZ - currently SF area
Kuzano wrote:
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an ... (show quote)
I get so tired of the unfunny insulting atheist "jokes". The only thing they convey is the ignorant bias of
the poster.
May 2, 2019 10:33:16 #
tuatara wrote:
I get so tired of the unfunny insulting atheist "jokes". The only thing they convey is the ignorant bias of
the poster.
the poster.
May 2, 2019 10:34:00 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
tuatara wrote:
I get so tired of the unfunny insulting atheist "jokes". The only thing they convey is the ignorant bias of
the poster.
the poster.
REALLY?? That bias thing seems to be working both ways!!
May 2, 2019 10:36:11 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
jerryc41 wrote:
The girl has a point there. Every discussion I've seen about the existence of God has begun with a discussion about the excrement of animals. : )
What?
May 2, 2019 10:46:37 #
tuatara
Loc: Orig. NZ - currently SF area
AirWalter wrote:
REALLY?? That bias thing seems to be working both ways!!
How so?
May 2, 2019 10:56:06 #
AirWalter
Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
tuatara wrote:
How so?
I have to explain that to you? Seems like it would be a waste of time.
May 2, 2019 11:17:07 #
tuatara
Loc: Orig. NZ - currently SF area
AirWalter wrote:
I have to explain that to you? Seems like it would be a waste of time.
Oh! I get it, insults against the religious is blasphemy, insluts against non religious is fair game
May 2, 2019 11:20:45 #
I hope I can squeeze this in before it gets to The Attic.
Great JOKE, Kuzano. Well said. Yes, it is only a joke. Nobody should be getting their panties in a knot.
Dennis
Great JOKE, Kuzano. Well said. Yes, it is only a joke. Nobody should be getting their panties in a knot.
Dennis
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