The Dumbest Kid in the World
Apr 27, 2019 11:02:26 #
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar bill, the game is over!"
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar bill, the game is over!"
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Apr 28, 2019 10:28:30 #
2Dragons wrote:
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber wh... (show quote)
Cute ...... buuuuuuuuuuuut
If 'two quarters' = 'Welfare' and if 'dollar bill' = 'job', you have a really nice parable.
Apr 28, 2019 11:03:03 #
Tex-s wrote:
Cute ...... buuuuuuuuuuuut
If 'two quarters' = 'Welfare' and if 'dollar bill' = 'job', you have a really nice parable.
If 'two quarters' = 'Welfare' and if 'dollar bill' = 'job', you have a really nice parable.
Interesting ...... buuuuuuuuuuuut
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