Jolly Roger Loc: Dorset. UK

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
" Dr. Jones , at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

irrigator Loc: Seffner, Florida

I saw a Septic Tank company sign in Lakeland, Florida that said "We want your Stinkin Business".

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

:thumbup: :thumbup:

Sarge

Danilo Loc: Las Vegas

Good funnies, Jolly! LOL

briace Loc: liverpool uk

:thumbup:

4ellen4 Loc: GTA--Ontario

enjoyed the list

Martys Loc: Lubec, Maine

Here's one from an old girlfriend many many years ago,....

If your phone doesn't ring,.....you'll know it's me.

wilsondl2 Loc: Lincoln, Nebraska

A Mrtician had road sign that said "We want your business but we can wait - Drive Safe Dave

EoS_User Loc: Oshawa, Ontario Canada

In a music store window:
"Gone Chopin
Be Bach in a Minuet"

gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch

Years ago north of Seattle there was a butcher shop that put out a sign that proudly read "You can't beat our meat". There was such a ruckus they eventually took it down. :shock:

Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.

The one I saw said STOOL BUS

gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch

That od s great. I saw one on a septic tanf pump truck that said "A flush is better than full house any day"!