FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

Listen, Gerard, tomorrow I go hunting, but I do not want to close the clinic, so you'll take care of the patients who will come.

- Okay, doctor, Gerard answers. The doctor goes hunting and the next day he asks his assistant:-

So, how was your day?

Gérard explains that he had 3 patients.- The first had a migraine and I gave him aspirin.- Very good, Gerard, and the 2nd?

- The 2nd had heartburn, I gave him Mallox, sir.- Bravo! Bravo, you're a real pro, Gerard. And, the 3rd?-

Well, I was sitting and suddenly the door opened! A woman came in like a fury.

She undressed completely, she lay down on the examination table and she shouted at me:- " Help me! It's been 5 years since I have not seen a man! "Rather worried, the doctor asks: - And, what did you do, Gerard?-


I put drops in her eyes!

Beowulf Loc: Aquidneck Island, RI

Er, maybe "her" eyes?

Jolly Roger Loc: Dorset. UK

Maybe it was Gerard that had vision problems?

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

Thanks just corrected

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

And a small one

dpfoto Loc: Cape Coral, FL

Maybe Gerard was "thweet"

DesRat79 Loc: S.E. Utah

"It's been 5 years since I have NOT seen a man."
Think about that.

DickC Loc: NE Washington state