FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

A guy comes home from a party, stuff like a quince.
A gendarme stops him and says to him:
- Alcohol test!
- And shit ... If I give you 10 EUR you let me go?
- No!
- Ok, so 20 EUR?
- It's OK. Go ahead but slowly and be careful!
The guy leaves and 2 minutes later, he falls back on a policeman who tells him:
- Alcohol test!
The guy:
- Oh no, not yet ... With 10 EUR you let me go?
- No!
- Ok, so 20 EUR?
- It's OK. Go ahead but slowly and be careful!
2 minutes later, the guy falls again on a policeman.
The guy moans:
- Oh no, another fucking blood alcohol test ...
Listen, for 50 EUR would you let me go?
- No! Give me 100 EUR and I'll let you go!
The guy exclaims:
- EUR 100 but it's a scam, the other gendarmes only asked me 20 EUR!
The policeman smiles and replies:
- Yes, but this time, in addition, I explain how to get out of the roundabout!

Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

Good one Frenchy. Thanks.

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

Thanks.

quagmire Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina

I've tested much alcohol , it all works

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Ah, the dangers of alcohol!

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana