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Mar 4, 2019 08:22:45   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Funny. Comedians have been doing this for years. Norm Crosby was a master.

"mondegreen

PRONUNCIATION:
(MON-di-green)

MEANING:
noun: A word or phrase resulting from mishearing a word or phrase, especially in song lyrics.

Example: “The girl with colitis goes by” for “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes” (in the Beatles song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”)."

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Mar 4, 2019 08:26:14   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl o' Moray,
And Lady Mondegreen.

[...and laid him on the green.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

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Mar 4, 2019 08:32:38   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
I wish I had saved some of these kinds of miscues my writing students had put into their essays.

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Mar 4, 2019 08:32:42   #
TomC. Loc: Bel Air, MD
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Funny. Comedians have been doing this for years. Norm Crosby was a master.

"mondegreen

PRONUNCIATION:
(MON-di-green)

MEANING:
noun: A word or phrase resulting from mishearing a word or phrase, especially in song lyrics.

Example: “The girl with colitis goes by” for “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes” (in the Beatles song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”)."


Thanks, Jerry. I always enjoyed Norm Crosby. Made you pay attention to what he was saying.

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Mar 4, 2019 08:45:50   #
riffmax
 
http://www.kissthisguy.com/

(from Jimi Hendrix's line in Purple Haze)

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Mar 5, 2019 06:20:44   #
sb Loc: Florida's East Coast
 
We hear them in medicine a lot, and often they are very funny. Just a few weeks ago a patient advised me that he had been recently diagnosed with "immaculate degeneration" (macular degeneration of the retina). Not sure if he was diagnosed by the priest, or what....

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Mar 5, 2019 06:41:14   #
John N Loc: HP14 3QF Stokenchurch, UK
 
Peter Kay makes it a part of his act on our side of the pond.

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Mar 5, 2019 07:37:02   #
Dannj
 
🎶There’s a bathroom on the right🎶

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Mar 5, 2019 09:03:47   #
JohnFrim Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.
 
So, does this qualify as a long mondegreen [read uppercase letters by name (e.g., read "M" as "em")]...

M R ducks.
M R knot.
M R sew. Cedar wings?
Whale oil beef hooked... M R ducks.


And then there was the little girl in Sunday school who wanted to sing the hymn about "The cross-eyed bear."

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Mar 5, 2019 09:04:46   #
Jazztrader
 
Jerry, this will keep you busy for a while. :-)
https://www.entertainment-nation.co.uk/blog/funniest-misheard-lyrics/

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Mar 5, 2019 09:13:50   #
Dannj
 
🎶Donuts make my brown eyes blue🎶

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Mar 5, 2019 11:12:36   #
NewGuy
 
My sister used to sing, "Love Lipton Tea" in church.

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Mar 5, 2019 11:54:27   #
kdogg Loc: Gallipolis Ferry WV
 
Elton John/ electric boobs for electric boots Benny and the Jets.

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Mar 5, 2019 11:57:57   #
Dannj
 
Kindergartener reciting The Lord’s Prayer:
Our Father Who art in heaven
Howard be Thy Name

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Mar 5, 2019 12:19:50   #
bw79st Loc: New York City
 
Hail Mary,
Full of grapes.

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