Funny. Comedians have been doing this for years. Norm Crosby was a master.
"mondegreen
PRONUNCIATION:
(MON-di-green)
MEANING:
noun: A word or phrase resulting from mishearing a word or phrase, especially in song lyrics.
Example: “The girl with colitis goes by” for “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes” (in the Beatles song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”)."
DirtFarmer
Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
I wish I had saved some of these kinds of miscues my writing students had put into their essays.
jerryc41 wrote:
Funny. Comedians have been doing this for years. Norm Crosby was a master.
"mondegreen
PRONUNCIATION:
(MON-di-green)
MEANING:
noun: A word or phrase resulting from mishearing a word or phrase, especially in song lyrics.
Example: “The girl with colitis goes by” for “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes” (in the Beatles song “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”)."
Thanks, Jerry. I always enjoyed Norm Crosby. Made you pay attention to what he was saying.
sb
Loc: Florida's East Coast
We hear them in medicine a lot, and often they are very funny. Just a few weeks ago a patient advised me that he had been recently diagnosed with "immaculate degeneration" (macular degeneration of the retina). Not sure if he was diagnosed by the priest, or what....
John N
Loc: HP14 3QF Stokenchurch, UK
Peter Kay makes it a part of his act on our side of the pond.
🎶There’s a bathroom on the right🎶
JohnFrim
Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.
So, does this qualify as a long mondegreen [read uppercase letters by name (e.g., read "M" as "em")]...
M R ducks.
M R knot.
M R sew. Cedar wings?
Whale oil beef hooked... M R ducks.
And then there was the little girl in Sunday school who wanted to sing the hymn about "The cross-eyed bear."
🎶Donuts make my brown eyes blue🎶
My sister used to sing, "Love Lipton Tea" in church.
kdogg
Loc: Gallipolis Ferry WV
Elton John/ electric boobs for electric boots Benny and the Jets.
Kindergartener reciting The Lord’s Prayer:
Our Father Who art in heaven
Howard be Thy Name
Hail Mary,
Full of grapes.
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