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Cyanide
Aug 16, 2012 03:27:07 #
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to
buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll
lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The
lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to
buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll
lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The
lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Aug 17, 2012 23:07:23 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
Jolly Roger wrote:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the ph... (show quote)
Hey Doc ..... good one
Aug 18, 2012 00:00:04 #
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